Posts tagged LOL
citizen kerry
Someday i'm going to understand America. Until then, I have this blog.
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10 reasons why the listicle has replaced the short story as the great american literary form
1. In the style of Raymond Carver, they’re deceptively simple and utterly profound.
2. In the style of Chekhov (not an American, but the father of the short story), they start in middle.
3. In the style of F. Scott Fitzgerald, they’re about issues of the day.
4. Much like J.D. Salinger, they appeal to adolescents and often use contemporary slang.
5. In the style of Ernest Hemingway, they’ve trimmed the fat.
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ITZA TEXT FROM LUIGI!
LOOKA WHAT IT SAYS!
“U WANNA GET CHIPOTLE?”
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i can’t decide if crowdsourcing is brilliant or just a way to avoid having an opinion
What do you think?
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When I see a bird that walks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.
Even if that bird is, apparently, a goose.
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If you had a pillow with Dave Letterman’s face on it, why would you ever drop it into the street? Or is this exactly why, so folks like me can look down on a rainy day and see Dave smiling up at us? (Thank you, Wacko Stranger.)
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The day I’m tired of food puns is the day I’m tired of life.
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Amazing how creepy this childhood photo seems now that I’m a cynical New York woman.
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WOW! This is what people like me discover when we go into camping stores once a decade to find a gift for Dad.
