in another sign of my I-live-in-Manhattan-obnoxiousness, I just spent 50 minutes wandering around Pittsburgh expecting to bump into a nail salon. I realize this begs the remark look it up, dumbass but I didn’t bother to because I was so sure that all American metropoli are dotted with these bastions of lady immigrant labor, just as NYC is.  (Nail Salons: a new economic indicator?)  While I did not find a nail salon, I did find this:

Only later with a google search did I learn that Heinz ketchup is headquartered in Pittsburgh.