So tired of dating Neanderthals :(
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Crossing #BeringStrait next month. Any tips? 
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Just ate half a mammoth. #JEAH
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Me hunt and me gather and me no die in childbirth #NoteToMyEx
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Tired of sitting around fire, talking. See these cavegirls all day. —what I say to myself, every day
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Alphas who hunt during pregnancy make it harder for rest of us who just want to gather. #JustSayin
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Do me rip out chest hair for ME or for a CAVEMAN? #Feminism #NothinsFreeNotEvenMeat
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Hate when cavemen use evolutionary psych as a rationale for rape. #Republicans
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Today I met my 20^th friend! Life is weird! #Humblebrag 
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Oops! I just ogled a bonobo. #Underbrag
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Other cavegirls don’t like me because I have shiny hair and men bring me buffalo. #SorryItsTrue
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HUB STAYS IN CAVE ALL DAY AND DRAWS DUN HORSES. HUNGRY!
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Wish someone would hurry up and invent a map.