This is one more “gem” from my past. Then I’ll stop. Really.
**UPDATE FOR JAMIE DREW: I don’t think there was a Phil. I really wonder what was going on upstairs six years ago. I think I did actually have that conversation with my sister, though. I’m sorry. I’m wishing I could just make up something fun, like Phil played Truth or Dare with me and we mapped out our lives, culminating with the Golden Years in a Montana cabin.